Bad Joke Snobs Presents: N-ice Cube Trays

Scenario: You're a person with an eye roll-inducing sense of humor. Now, say you suddenly want to host a party for some odd reason because you usually can't tolerate people but at this moment they don't seem so bad. Just one thing... you'll need a conversation topic. Ming vases are expensive, pretentious, and always seem to be around for the sole sake of someone breaking them for comedic purposes. Horses are neat, but they're one of those animals that you need to feed and that's a deal breaker. You'll need something else. Something new. Something fresh . Something... cool.

Now, what if I told you your answer lies in an object that will leave minimal evidence at a crime scene? No, not long-term arsenic poisoning. ICE*. Well, to be more specific, ice cube trays! It's the future, kids, and you can have your frozen water in almost any shape you want. Inspired by this from awhile back, here's a list of the best bad-joke ice cube trays.

1. Fred and Friends Have an Ice Day Icetray

Start off your soiree with these happy frozen smileys. They're so happy, you just know their cheeks are getting sore! Aha! (Disclaimer: You've come to a website titled "Bad Joke Snobs". This is the commentary you're going to get and you probably should have expected it.)

2. Fred and Friends Coolamari Octopus Ice Tray

I typically try to keep eight-limbed things far, far away from 

my beverages.This is no exception for me, but you might find them cute.

3. Fred & Friends Brain Freeze Ice Cube Tray

These would be super fun to creep out your friends! Or, if you don't have friends and 

happen to be a super villain, super useful to chill your beverages while you're diabolically scheming!

4. Fred & Friends Ice Screams Ice Cube Tray 

Perfect for when your Munch-ing on Hors d'Oevres! 

(Because the painter of The Scream was Edvard Munch. Get it? GET IT!? You get it.)  

5. Gama-Go Chill Pills Ice Cube Trays

A friendly, totally playful way to tell that one uptight 

friend to CHILL THE F*** OUT. Serve with a smiley ice cube for best results. 

6. Fred & Friends Cool Beans Ice Cube Tray

Self explanatory.**

7.  Fred & Friends Stone Cold Ice Trays

This one's a little disappointing. Stone Cold? Just... Stone Cold?  

They really couldn't do something like Ice-Ster Island Heads? Or Easter Ice-land Cubes?

 I don't know. I'm no expert. Or ice-xpert.

8. Fred & Friends Freeze Handgun-Shaped Ice-Cube Tray

Freeze! Because they're miniature frozen firearm replicas! They're just threatening

 enough to hint to your guests that it's time to leave. Or, if your party is mafia themed, to stay.

* Like that one murder mystery people tell where someone's stabbed and no one can find the murder weapon and it turns out the murder weapon was an icicle and it melted. I don't know where I heard/saw it but it's a thing. 

** They're beans. And they're cool. See? Self explanatory. Why are you down here?